*video game boss the size of a skyscraper*
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING"
*ten minutes later*
"that…was surprisingly easy."
*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword*
"ahhh this’ll probably be easy"
*ten hours later*
"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced."
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue
(Source : plazm)
when ur thirsty for fic but you have quite fucking literally read every single quality fanfiction for the pairing
so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me
instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her
she doesn’t get it
sometimes i really want to explore abandoned places but then i remember that i sprint out of rooms after i turn the lights off
Understanding a line of foreshadowing so well that you have to stand up and walk around the house saying “shit shit shit shit shit” until you’re composed enough to go back.
(Source : macaroncute)