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"I wake up each day
feeling a little more useless
but I'm starting to get used to it
"
— They Lied, Lovers & Liars.
OTPs: FrUk, ScotFran, RusUs, Destiel.
Fanfic comissions
im as much hetalia trash as you think someone can be.

Things fanfiction authors do

lannamichaels:

imogenpenn:

bluebirdsandink:

caldera32:

*posts chapter*

*checks page to make sure chapter hasn’t transformed into 100% typos*

*refreshes to check for reviews*

*refreshes again*

*resolves to go to bed and not check until morning*

*goes to bed, turns on phone, checks for reviews*

Yup

…awkwardly true

*discover typo five months later*

*cry*

captainarlert:

In anime fandoms, you’ll find:

- the ship where the two guys hate each other
- the ship with the stoic one and the emotional one OR the asshole and the sweetheart
- the ship where they’re childhood friends and soulmates
- the ship that says “you will never be alone, I promise” and ends tragically

congalineofdurin:

everybody-calmdown:

congalineofdurin:

had to shut a bitch down today

And that’s how public shootings and school shootings and shit like that happen. I’m not saying that this dude is not creepy as fuck, but this is not the way to handle this! He didn’t say anything mean (on purpose), and when you shut him down like that how the fuck do you think he’s going to react? He must know he’s somewhat creepy, but when a complete stranger that he adores tells him so vividly how creepy he is, that must wreck his world. I’m just saying I wouldn’t be surprised if he bought a gun (legally, but that’s a different issue) and went in to the store he knows you fucking work at. Just be nice to people fuck.

Alright, you know what? I don’t want to reblog this post. I want this post to die. And I have never once reblogged to reply to someone else’s comment on this post. But this one? This one I’m fucking gonna, because how. dare. you.

Are you seriously one of those slimy, inhuman grease traps of a human being who blame VICTIMS OF SHOOTINGS FOR THE FUCKING SHOOTINGS

Don’t you EVER come at me and try to tell me that I need to be responsible, personally responsible, for the mental satisfaction of the kind of monsters who would do something like that. Don’t you ever tell me I have to let myself be uncomfortable around people who LITERALLY STALK ME and put on a big smile and let them down gently because in your twisted little brain it is MY JOB TO KEEP THEM FROM KILLING PEOPLE

H O W   F U C K I N G   D A R E   Y O U

YOU are the problem. YOU are the kind of person who justifies that kind of senseless violence by saying WELL IF SHE HAD JUST GIVEN HIM A CHANCE

IF SHE HAD JUST FUCKED HIM

IF HE HAD JUST ‘GOTTEN SOME’

HE WOULDN’T HAVE RAPED HER/SHOT THEM/DONE IT

Are you fucking proud of that? Are you proud that that’s the tiny drop you choose to drop into society’s bucket? 

I don’t care if it ‘wrecked his world’ when he was called out on his socially unacceptable, disgusting behavior. I don’t caaaaaaaare

His actions are HIS actions. His actions are HIS fault

the next time I see a tragedy like the elliot rodger shooting on the news, I’m gonna think of all the vile comments from people online that say it all could have been avoided if the people he threatened and menaced would just relinquish their bodies and their comfort and their personal space for him, and I’m gonna  s e e   y o u r   f a c e  and I hope you fucking know it.

Don’t you ever talk to me. I am sick to my stomach over your fucking bullshit.

As long as there is the contract, I will protect your life.

(Source : phantonhives)

(Source : bbyface)

flat horror stories or me ranting about shit

Afficher davantage

posted Sep.02.14 + 0 notes + reblog
sanziene:

lord-kitschener:

viktordvornikov:

lord-kitschener:

mapsontheweb:

Proportion of EU, Norway, Iceland and Switzerland population living in households considering that they are affected by noise from neighbours or from outside
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To be fair, I once had German neighbors complain that I brush my teeth too loudly at night, so that might explain Deutschland’s numbers

Same goes for the Finns – they’re antisocial bunch, so stuff them into living community and they get spiteful.

so in other words Finns are like those fighting fish that you can’t put in a tank with other fish

I see Romania is number one, well I will like to take this time to explain why that is:- because we are loud as fuck

sanziene:

lord-kitschener:

viktordvornikov:

lord-kitschener:

mapsontheweb:

Proportion of EU, Norway, Iceland and Switzerland population living in households considering that they are affected by noise from neighbours or from outside

Read More

To be fair, I once had German neighbors complain that I brush my teeth too loudly at night, so that might explain Deutschland’s numbers

Same goes for the Finns – they’re antisocial bunch, so stuff them into living community and they get spiteful.

so in other words Finns are like those fighting fish that you can’t put in a tank with other fish

I see Romania is number one, well I will like to take this time to explain why that is:
- because we are loud as fuck

(Source : reddit.com)

(Source : etsy.com)

teenagegaywad:

theodorepython:

coyotescorner:

peculiaraura:

itscandidlycaratempurl:

Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.

And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.

friendly reminder that this show was fuckin awesome

And most of the people who were recorded laughing are dead now. When you hear people laughing in sitcoms today, it’s the recorded laughter of dead people.

Well that escalated quickly

princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

intakings:

when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me

(Source : intakings)